She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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