question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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