i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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