Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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