How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So much Jack, so little girl.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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