if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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