Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
ok first of all what the fuck
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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