he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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