brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.