Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(309): View more from Illinois

so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

(1-309): View more from Illinois

awkward

(309): View more from Illinois

no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(309): so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school (1-309): awkward (309): no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/y6uz

Replies (12) Good night (1142) Bad night (2678)
Favorite
(315): View more from New York

I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob

(203): View more from Connecticut

For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(315): I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob (203): For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho http://tfl.nu/1l75

Replies (37) Good night (7749) Bad night (809)
Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did. http://tfl.nu/l0um

Replies (22) Good night (3786) Bad night (980)
Favorite
(270): View more from Kentucky

The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(270): The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard". http://tfl.nu/w1c8

Replies (19) Good night (6966) Bad night (1142)
Favorite
(409): View more from Texas

You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(409): You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate. http://tfl.nu/kfhp

Replies (7) Good night (4223) Bad night (796)
Favorite
(708): View more from Illinois

You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(708): You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit. http://tfl.nu/hyfu

Replies (2) Good night (1836) Bad night (1446)
Favorite
(319): View more from Iowa

Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(319): Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts... http://tfl.nu/b46l

Replies (13) Good night (2020) Bad night (848)
Favorite
(352): View more from Florida

Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(352): Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman. http://tfl.nu/vqgs

Replies (13) Good night (2765) Bad night (692)
Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed http://tfl.nu/2i1h

Replies (2) Good night (1328) Bad night (528)
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404): The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class" http://tfl.nu/r5he

Replies (4) Good night (2278) Bad night (1015)
Favorite
(323): View more from California

I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward

(213): View more from California

There's a lil minaj in everyone

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(323): I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward (213): There's a lil minaj in everyone http://tfl.nu/33cz

Replies (7) Good night (1788) Bad night (828)
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation. http://tfl.nu/rbh2

Replies (1) Good night (625) Bad night (409)
Favorite
(905): View more from Ontario

thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(905): thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin http://tfl.nu/6tp7

Replies (6) Good night (831) Bad night (530)
Favorite
(603): View more from New Hampshire

seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(603): seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed. http://tfl.nu/l8pu

Replies (6) Good night (282) Bad night (456)
Favorite
(616): View more from Michigan

He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(616): He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina. http://tfl.nu/qmnu

Replies (9) Good night (796) Bad night (274)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: