I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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