Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
if i can run in heels then i can drive
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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