Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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