I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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