he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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