Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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