Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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