I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I had to cum in my sink.
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