Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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