I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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