just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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