you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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