I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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