people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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