would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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