Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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