party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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