Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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