I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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