The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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