I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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