oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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