Dual....:-)
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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