Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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