what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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