Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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