You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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