I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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