found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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