Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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