like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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