I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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