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im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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