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Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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