Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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