Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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