I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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