I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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