Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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