Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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