i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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