Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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