Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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