i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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