there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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