Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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