so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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